Dunked!
There are very few things more physically awkward than baptizing a 6′8″ tall man in 2 feet of freezing (literally) water.
Nick, I love you man. You are such an encouragement :)
In other news, I just put up the Windy City SALT Program Web site. Let me know what you coughmario brotherscough think.

That’s a pretty nice site, but you might want to fix the directions to Glen Arbor. “The second light is Washinton St. Turn Left.” I’m pretty sure that it’s not the second light, More like the tenth. :)
correction, Tine. It’s the second light on Main st.
Mario brothers?