Matt and Nancy Heerema

“World’s Most Beautiful Woman” Reaches the “Quarter Century” Mark

AP - Ames, IA - The unrefuted “World’s Most Beautiful Woman” is celebrating her twenty-fifth birthday in Ames, IA today.

“Not only is she the most beautiful, but she is the most faithful, loving, and kind woman on the face of the planet as well.” Says husband Matt Heerema. “I still can’t believe that I got so lucky in snagging her.” Heerema gushes.

The mushy husband also mentioned that his wife, who happens to be pregnant with their first child, has no idea about the plans he’s made to celebrate this evening.

“She definitely knows something is going on, I’m terrible at poker faces about things like this. But she doesn’t know what’s up yet.” Matt states.

When asked about the plans, Matt said, “ohhhh nooooo, I’m not telling you. I don’t trust reporters. I’ve been misquoted too many times to tell them anything important.”

Congratulations to Nancy for making it this far with such a putz.

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9 Responses to ““World’s Most Beautiful Woman” Reaches the “Quarter Century” Mark”

1. Dana Marie said on: January 9th, 2006 at 1:07 pm

   Indeed! Your wife is a hottie!

   Happy Birthday Nancy!!!

   Much love!

2. Leah said on: January 9th, 2006 at 1:09 pm

   Happy Birthday Nancy! :)

3. Tim said on: January 9th, 2006 at 1:29 pm

   Congratulations Nancy! I think the reporter was a bit biased though.
   Tim

4. Pat said on: January 9th, 2006 at 1:35 pm

   Since no one else will say it…

5. Matt said on: January 9th, 2006 at 2:46 pm

   That is a great sound effect. I think it’s the second time you’ve used it on my blog, but i can’t find the first…

6. Ben W said on: January 9th, 2006 at 4:13 pm

   Dear editor,

   Regarding your recent article on Nancy Heerema, I disagree with the city council’s decision to change the name of Che Guevera Ln to Hugo Chavez Ln. Such an act would clash with the 2 cent natural gas tax, and endanger the local caribou population.

   Benjamin Wyatt
   Ames, IA

   PS Bush is a chimp

7. Megan said on: January 9th, 2006 at 5:10 pm

   Happy b-day, Nancy!

8. Wendy B said on: January 9th, 2006 at 6:45 pm

   Happy Birthday Nancy! I forgot we were so close in age! I just hit the quarter century mark on the 5th. Have a good one!

9. Nancy said on: January 9th, 2006 at 10:01 pm

   Thanks, guys :) It was definitely a good day :)

   Ben, I must disagree…I really don’t think that my turning 25 has anything to do with the caribou population…

   :)

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