The Fall of the Fifth Tower
I think Mike Biang put it best…
alas fair fith tower! thy halls will never again hear the late night laughter of storms/knapp teams, or the sorrowful ballads of Derek Powers, nor the call of another cubs home run. Never again will another frozen pizza be cooked, nor will Pat Blair comlain about living in filth. Your floors have felt the footsteps of thousands, and your walls have beheld the tears of a few. Fair well, fifth tower, and may you be as kind to your new residents as you were to me.
R.I.P. The 5th Tower (DOT COOOOOOOOM!) 07-31-03

Mmmmmmmm. Frozen Pizza.
sniff tear