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“Matt Needs” to not play every little blog meme that comes along.

Okay Amanda, I’ll give it a shot too.

(Google the phrase “[Your name] needs” and see what comes up.)

Here’s what Google thinks I need.

(Slightly editted for content…)

  1. Matt needs spaz
  2. Matt needs new liver
  3. Matt needs money
  4. Matt needs tasks
  5. Matt needs a job
  6. Matt needs help (ain’t that true)
  7. Matt needs to stay awake
  8. Matt needs a fine instrument
  9. Matt needs to practice trumpet for 20 minutes

(and last but not least)

  1. Matt needs to take a shower tonight.

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26 Responses to ““Matt Needs” to not play every little blog meme that comes along.”

  1. paul said on: October 20th, 2005 at 9:57 am

    apparently paul needs is a “Welsh Musician and Writer”

  2. Dana said on: October 20th, 2005 at 10:04 am

    Dana needs some breathing room.

  3. Tom said on: October 20th, 2005 at 11:30 am

    Wonderful, I guess “Tom Needs a Cure for Homophobia”

  4. Noel said on: October 20th, 2005 at 3:11 pm

    Apparently, Noel needs to find out the inevitability of his sexual preference.

  5. Another matt said on: December 15th, 2005 at 7:36 am

    “Matt needs someone to bend him over and give him 20 paddles”

    I found this one

  6. matt said on: March 7th, 2006 at 3:20 pm

    i need an xbox 360 :)

  7. Another Matt said on: March 12th, 2006 at 3:21 pm

    Awww…not fair! I googled “matt needs” hoping i’d get a random website, but yours was the first one to come up, and you’re already playing the game!

  8. matt said on: March 22nd, 2006 at 9:51 pm

    yeah whats wit that not cool its bs

  9. Matt said on: March 22nd, 2006 at 9:57 pm

    looks like i got to it first. actually my brillaint plot worked… “matt needs to not play this game”

    mwaahahahaha

  10. Matt said on: March 24th, 2006 at 11:25 pm

    It was from typing in “matt needs a” that I got this link.. isn’t that nuts?

  11. Matt said on: March 26th, 2006 at 2:52 am

    another matt falls into the trap

  12. Matt said on: April 12th, 2006 at 7:40 am

    and another one.

  13. Matt said on: April 24th, 2006 at 7:22 am

    OK, Matt the First wins.

    I’m what, Matt the Seventh?

    Matts of The World Unite. We shall not be walked over any more!

  14. Matt said on: May 9th, 2006 at 9:44 am

    Hehehehe, That make me Matt the Eigth then!!!!!

  15. matt said on: May 13th, 2006 at 4:13 pm

    this is soo un fair there all ture

  16. Matt said on: May 15th, 2006 at 9:32 pm

    Matt the um-teenth, i chose the ““Matt Needs” to not play every little blog meme that comes along.” i think thats a pretty damned good reply :)

  17. Matt the... tenth I think by now said on: May 25th, 2006 at 4:34 am

    damn you all to hades! I got caught here as well, though for the sake of the myspace post, I chose Matt needs someone to bend him over and give him 20 paddles… I think it’s the most entertaining!

  18. Matt the 11th said on: May 28th, 2006 at 2:08 am

    Matt needs to not play blog games is quite appropriate, really. It would’ve saved us all from ending up here! IT’S A TRAP I TELL YOU! A TRAP!!!

  19. Matt the 12th said on: June 13th, 2006 at 6:44 am

    Whats up Matts of Earth? Matt Nation!!

  20. Matt the 13th said on: July 18th, 2006 at 1:53 pm

    how damning it is to be #13. isn’t there a t-shirt for this comment trail yet?

  21. Matt said on: July 18th, 2006 at 4:19 pm

    Matt 13. THAT is a great idea! Would anyone else be willing to pitch in??

  22. Matt said on: May 15th, 2007 at 11:21 pm

    Heh, I was also filling this out for facebook. Yours came up to fill my last 2 spots. A new liver just squeeked in there! noice!

  23. Matt's girlfriend said on: October 26th, 2007 at 1:29 pm

    i was playing this game at school and forgot my boyfriend and he (matt) wanted me to do it and the funniest things came up LOL matt needs a shower tonight won my vote :) love all you matts!! Xx

  24. Matt the Best said on: November 29th, 2007 at 3:04 pm

    Matts’!! I love seein so much of myself, haha..so yeah, the first one I found was “Matt needs to date a midget or something next.”

  25. matt said on: February 4th, 2008 at 11:45 pm

    i found matt needs spaz which made no effn. sense but now im on here reading others comments and there kinda funny…it gave me another way to waste time online..

  26. matt calvert said on: February 4th, 2008 at 11:46 pm

    blog comment…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………kung-fu-kick-ass!!!

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