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My Current Conspiracy Theory

Iowa State University head football coach Dan McCarney, and United States Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld both announce their resignation on the same day. Coincidence? I think not.

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6 Responses to “My Current Conspiracy Theory”

  1. nate said on: November 9th, 2006 at 12:59 am

    Alert the Blogs!!!

    oh…

    ;)

  2. Holly Boston said on: November 9th, 2006 at 8:52 am

    Hmmm… I wonder if they are in a plot to take over the world?

  3. Matt said on: November 9th, 2006 at 9:05 am

    SHHHH!!!! DON’T TALK SO LOUDLY!

  4. tjlyttle said on: November 9th, 2006 at 5:33 pm

    It’s pretty clear whats going on here.

    Dan McCarney wants to start a new football league and Donald Rumsfeld provides the perfect “I don’t take crap from anyone” go-to guy to see that it happens.

    XFL the sequel is coming to a WB station near you…

  5. Jim said on: November 9th, 2006 at 7:50 pm

    How true is that? Just remember that Britney Spears and Kevin Federline also announced that their marriage ended. And pretty soon, Nancy Pelosi will be the Speaker of the House of Representatives. This is the part where I hurt someone.

    Another round of applause for the monkeys!

  6. Dave B said on: November 10th, 2006 at 2:09 am

    I think Dan did about as well as football coach as I think Donald did as SoD…

    Both of these newses made me moderately happy.

    Yes I know “newses” isn’t a word…

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