My Current Conspiracy Theory
Iowa State University head football coach Dan McCarney, and United States Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld both announce their resignation on the same day. Coincidence? I think not.
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Alert the Blogs!!!
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Hmmm… I wonder if they are in a plot to take over the world?
SHHHH!!!! DON’T TALK SO LOUDLY!
It’s pretty clear whats going on here.
Dan McCarney wants to start a new football league and Donald Rumsfeld provides the perfect “I don’t take crap from anyone” go-to guy to see that it happens.
XFL the sequel is coming to a WB station near you…
How true is that? Just remember that Britney Spears and Kevin Federline also announced that their marriage ended. And pretty soon, Nancy Pelosi will be the Speaker of the House of Representatives. This is the part where I hurt someone.
Another round of applause for the monkeys!
I think Dan did about as well as football coach as I think Donald did as SoD…
Both of these newses made me moderately happy.
Yes I know “newses” isn’t a word…