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THEY are Changing the Color of our Money!!!

New US Currency Friggin communists… they are changing the color of our money from lovely beautiful green to nasty technicolor green and pink (among others). It’s starting to resemble European currency. What kind of administration do we have anyway!? I demand my monochrome bills back! This is one more step towards the new world order. I don’t like it one bit! You watch, next thing you know we will have pictures of Mao Tse-Tung on our $5!!

New 50 dollar bill

New 20 dollar bill

8 Responses to “THEY are Changing the Color of our Money!!!”

  1. Ben362 said on: March 23rd, 2006 at 5:05 pm

    i demand they make money easier to copy :)

    course then the print shop wouldnt be worth much and money would do like the marks after wwii bring a wheelbarrow for a loaf of bread :D

  2. tj lyttle said on: March 23rd, 2006 at 5:56 pm

    I think the US mint should hold a voting contest to replace the heads of famous presidents with the heads of social icons. People like Napoleon Dynamite, Carrot Top, Pauly Shore, Bob Dole, Rowan Atkinson and Pat Robertson, just to name a few. Then the decline of American values would be evident to all, even America.

  3. Ben362 said on: March 23rd, 2006 at 8:44 pm

    i dont know tj some people would thing thts a good idea… many cant even name the presidents (and other person) that are on the bills without looking.

    although i do have a problem with this constant redesinging of money. the first time i took one of the new 100’s a few years ago i was very suspicious that it was fake…

  4. Pat said on: March 24th, 2006 at 1:50 am

    I love the fact that you are now calling out communists. My influence spreads…

  5. Rob said on: March 24th, 2006 at 4:37 pm

    Come on, comrade, it’s all about ensuring the money is the real deal…:) Besides, it can’t be European currency until it looks completely like Monopoly money…

  6. vos said on: March 26th, 2006 at 10:00 pm

    I used to fashionably use the word “communist” in that manner, in place of other less PC words, until I came to college, met some people from communist countries who actually somewhat closely identified as communist, and then realized how offensive using terms like that was… possibly just as much as using the interjection/adj/verb “jew” or adjective “gay.”

    Otherwise… not sure how comfortable I am with the money. Not that I use cold, hard cash that often anymore, anyway.

  7. Dave B said on: March 27th, 2006 at 11:55 pm

    I kind of like the new 10’s, actually….

    Actually… when we start having $5 COINS and USING the $1 coins… then we’ll be more like EU money.

    -Dave

  8. Sander Chan said on: April 14th, 2006 at 1:25 am

    OK, the Euro bills aren’t my preferred design either, but communist?! I think Europe knows pretty well what communism is, and, I assure you that the European integration project is a very liberal-economic project, rather than socialist or even social democratic - alas -.

    And, … China recently decided to take Mao Tse Toeng from their banknotes.
    It’s the Chinese, by the way, who keep the US dollar strong by financing the US national debt.

    But so much for my provocation.

    Greetings from Amsterdam

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