World’s smallest record player…
Okay, after examining the last two posts, it could be taken that I am complaining. I assure you that I, in fact, am not. I am actually laughing at the irony of it all, and am perfectly content with the situation as it is :). Just in case you were getting concerned.

You disapoint me…I saw the title and thought this was really going to be about a small record player. :( I thought the phrase of pity was “world’s smallest violin” anyway….
oddly, i’d heard both, but i’d heard world’s smallest violin less frequently