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“Matt Needs” to not play every little blog meme that comes along.

October 20, 2005

Worth a look

Okay Amanda, I’ll give it a shot too.

(Google the phrase “[Your name] needs” and see what comes up.)

Here’s what Google thinks I need.

(Slightly editted for content…)

  1. Matt needs spaz
  2. Matt needs new liver
  3. Matt needs money
  4. Matt needs tasks
  5. Matt needs a job
  6. Matt needs help (ain’t that true)
  7. Matt needs to stay awake
  8. Matt needs a fine instrument
  9. Matt needs to practice trumpet for 20 minutes

(and last but not least)

  1. Matt needs to take a shower tonight.

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  • http://notourhome.com/paul paul

    apparently paul needs is a “Welsh Musician and Writer”

  • http://www.marshill.cc/weblog/?iBlogID=45 Dana

    Dana needs some breathing room.

  • http://www.notourhome.com/biang Tom

    Wonderful, I guess “Tom Needs a Cure for Homophobia”

  • http://www.noelheikkinen.com Noel

    Apparently, Noel needs to find out the inevitability of his sexual preference.

  • Another matt

    “Matt needs someone to bend him over and give him 20 paddles”

    I found this one

  • matt

    i need an xbox 360 :)

  • http://www.standfirm.co.uk Another Matt

    Awww…not fair! I googled “matt needs” hoping i’d get a random website, but yours was the first one to come up, and you’re already playing the game!

  • matt

    yeah whats wit that not cool its bs

  • http://www.mattheerema.com Matt

    looks like i got to it first. actually my brillaint plot worked… “matt needs to not play this game”

    mwaahahahaha

  • http://www.mattsearles.com Matt

    It was from typing in “matt needs a” that I got this link.. isn’t that nuts?

  • Matt

    another matt falls into the trap

  • Matt

    and another one.

  • http://entirelymadd.blogspot.com Matt

    OK, Matt the First wins.

    I’m what, Matt the Seventh?

    Matts of The World Unite. We shall not be walked over any more!

  • Matt

    Hehehehe, That make me Matt the Eigth then!!!!!

  • matt

    this is soo un fair there all ture

  • Matt

    Matt the um-teenth, i chose the ““Matt Needs” to not play every little blog meme that comes along.” i think thats a pretty damned good reply :)

  • Matt the… tenth I think by now

    damn you all to hades! I got caught here as well, though for the sake of the myspace post, I chose Matt needs someone to bend him over and give him 20 paddles… I think it’s the most entertaining!

  • Matt the 11th

    Matt needs to not play blog games is quite appropriate, really. It would’ve saved us all from ending up here! IT’S A TRAP I TELL YOU! A TRAP!!!

  • Matt the 12th

    Whats up Matts of Earth? Matt Nation!!

  • Matt the 13th

    how damning it is to be #13. isn’t there a t-shirt for this comment trail yet?

  • http://www.mattheerema.com Matt

    Matt 13. THAT is a great idea! Would anyone else be willing to pitch in??

  • Matt

    Heh, I was also filling this out for facebook. Yours came up to fill my last 2 spots. A new liver just squeeked in there! noice!

  • Matt’s girlfriend

    i was playing this game at school and forgot my boyfriend and he (matt) wanted me to do it and the funniest things came up LOL matt needs a shower tonight won my vote :) love all you matts!! Xx

  • Matt the Best

    Matts’!! I love seein so much of myself, haha..so yeah, the first one I found was “Matt needs to date a midget or something next.”

  • http://google matt calvert

    blog comment…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………kung-fu-kick-ass!!!

  • http://google matt

    i found matt needs spaz which made no effn. sense but now im on here reading others comments and there kinda funny…it gave me another way to waste time online..

  • Matt O.

    Matt(s) of the world UNITE!! for too long have we been oppressed by the other variations of our name, such a Mathias, Matthew, etc. We must rise against the movement of other names and create a world of MATTs… with me as the leader of course, who else could possibly do it?!

  • Matt’s wife

    this is too funny. was checking on this for my hubby. although when i did mine i got “Jamie needs to grow up” lol i thought that was good but this one takes the cake.

  • Matt

    Dang… I quit after the first question and took it as a sign that “Matt needs to get a life!”

  • Matt died in a blogging accident.

    Another Matt bites the dust in a quest for his life destiny.

  • Matt the nth

    Yes, yet another Matt joins the fray – and for the exact same reason.

    We may be Matts but that doesn’t mean you can walk all over us!

  • Matt n+1

    By mathematical induction, every Matt in existence has/will find this blog.

  • matt

    hahahha. the top hit now is:

    "Matt needs to date a midget or something next."

    "Matt needs to perform his own sex change operation."

    SCORE

  • http://lol.com matthew102000

    I got “matt needs a valentine”… poor me!!! matts are FTW!!!

  • Matt n+125

    Holy crap, I thought I was the only Matt to do this. Well, not really, but you get the idea. There are a lot of Matts, and the more, the merrier, right?

  • Matt

    And another Matt…

    … the legend continues

  • http://google.com/uzkbs sandrar

    Hi! I was surfing and found your blog post… nice! I love your blog. :) Cheers! Sandra. R.

  • Matt

    Better late than never.